NOTE : This post below contains a lot of cursing and offensive crude words
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU VERY VERY YOU MUCH !
YOU ARE A DEVIL IN A HUMAN MASK .
YOU HAVE NO HEART .
YOU ARE BEING FAIRLY UNFAIR
YOU ARE SUPER ANNOYING WITH THAT IRRITATING VOICE.
YOU HAVE NO PATIENCE AT ALL.
YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
YOU ARE SUCH AN INCONSIDERATE BASTARD.
YOU ARE A JERK.
YOU ARE AN ASS.
YOU ARE A BITCH.
YOU SUCK.
I HATE YOU SO MUCH, YOU FUGLY BASTARD !
(happy background music playing) TURNED TO (bloody shitty music playing)
Kim Hwa Cher made this rule. Ass & Monitor had to be the last two person to get lost from the class cause we have to 'tidy' a big mess up. We have to :-
- sweep the class (if there's any rubbish, which in fact, there always are !)
- dispose the rubbish
- arrange the 'neatly arranged' tables
- erased the whiteboard with the super hard to erased duster
Yep, the two of us could do all this in like 2 minutes right ? So, we were a bitsy teetsy LATE for class, and guess what ? We were locked outside. OMG ! We can't learn ! Nooooooo !
heh. :D So, the devil was 'ignoring' us standing outside like total idiots. Eventually, she asked why we were late to her super duper 'important' class, yeen said nicely, we have to cleaned the class. She replied soo not nicely. She said something about " mase cikgu jangan lambat !!!!! " (something like that) Gosh, you bastard ! can't you for 5 seconds don't yell ?! You expect us to respect you (the oh-so-graceful) but you treat us like peasants, like shits ! WTF, you know ?! So, I have anger issues, I yelled, (I think?) at her
" ketua dengan penolong kene kemas kelas, susun meja, sapu sampah ape semue, tu yang lambat sikit....."
" TADI AWAK DATANG CAKAP NAK JUMPE CIKGU PASTU PERGI MANE ?!! "
" naik atas balik lah tolong die (yeen) takkan nak bagi di kemas kelas sorang-sorang ?! "
Then she left, So we used our brain, and we SIT DOWN. tsk, tsk, sitting down is a sin, right ? Suddenly, a loud speaker said " DIRI DEPAN PINTU !!!!!!!!!!!! " Like, kau nak malukan kitaorg apesal ? nak bagi the whole school dengar ? oh wow, that's low, even for YOU. So yeah, standing there like total fools again, and she said " jangan datang lambat lagi tau ? "
they nodded.
YOU HAVE NO HEART .
YOU ARE BEING FAIRLY UNFAIR
YOU ARE SUPER ANNOYING WITH THAT IRRITATING VOICE.
YOU HAVE NO PATIENCE AT ALL.
YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
YOU ARE SUCH AN INCONSIDERATE BASTARD.
YOU ARE A JERK.
YOU ARE AN ASS.
YOU ARE A BITCH.
YOU SUCK.
I HATE YOU SO MUCH, YOU FUGLY BASTARD !
(happy background music playing) TURNED TO (bloody shitty music playing)
Kim Hwa Cher made this rule. Ass & Monitor had to be the last two person to get lost from the class cause we have to 'tidy' a big mess up. We have to :-
- sweep the class (if there's any rubbish, which in fact, there always are !)
- dispose the rubbish
- arrange the 'neatly arranged' tables
- erased the whiteboard with the super hard to erased duster
Yep, the two of us could do all this in like 2 minutes right ? So, we were a bitsy teetsy LATE for class, and guess what ? We were locked outside. OMG ! We can't learn ! Nooooooo !
heh. :D So, the devil was 'ignoring' us standing outside like total idiots. Eventually, she asked why we were late to her super duper 'important' class, yeen said nicely, we have to cleaned the class. She replied soo not nicely. She said something about " mase cikgu jangan lambat !!!!! " (something like that) Gosh, you bastard ! can't you for 5 seconds don't yell ?! You expect us to respect you (the oh-so-graceful) but you treat us like peasants, like shits ! WTF, you know ?! So, I have anger issues, I yelled, (I think?) at her
" ketua dengan penolong kene kemas kelas, susun meja, sapu sampah ape semue, tu yang lambat sikit....."
" TADI AWAK DATANG CAKAP NAK JUMPE CIKGU PASTU PERGI MANE ?!! "
" naik atas balik lah tolong die (yeen) takkan nak bagi di kemas kelas sorang-sorang ?! "
Then she left, So we used our brain, and we SIT DOWN. tsk, tsk, sitting down is a sin, right ? Suddenly, a loud speaker said " DIRI DEPAN PINTU !!!!!!!!!!!! " Like, kau nak malukan kitaorg apesal ? nak bagi the whole school dengar ? oh wow, that's low, even for YOU. So yeah, standing there like total fools again, and she said " jangan datang lambat lagi tau ? "
they nodded.
" jangan tinggikan suare kat cikgu lagi ye ? "
" yeah, okay "
Ohh, BOO - HOO . I screamed at you ! what, you wanna go tell your mummy ? you wanna go tell on me at your mummy ? you wanna get you mummy to scream at me back ? go on, you big BITCH, go cry at your mummy's lap . aww, FUCK YOU .
Yeah, I'm awesome :)
" yeah, okay "
So what if I screamed at a teacher ? If they treat us like shits, why should we treat them as angels ? WE DON'T HAVE TO. THEY ARE SO SELFISH, SO INCONSIDERATE. ALL THEY THINK ABOUT IS THEIR PAYCHECK. Try to be more understanding, try putting yourself in a student's shoes. Do you like it if we scream in your face for petty little mistakes ?! No right ?
Ohh, BOO - HOO . I screamed at you ! what, you wanna go tell your mummy ? you wanna go tell on me at your mummy ? you wanna get you mummy to scream at me back ? go on, you big BITCH, go cry at your mummy's lap . aww, FUCK YOU .
Yeah, I'm awesome :)
- Fina

3 comments:
great job fina! great job! especially on the mommy part. hehehe.
wow, good one fina!
fina.
you fucking rock man.
i love you.
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