JONAS - Home Not Alone (Episode 15)

Just finished watching this 2 minutes ago. It's awesome ! The script, HILARIOUS ! As usual, here are some quotes ! :-

Mum : ohh, I'm so sorry, I think I'm trying to do too many things at once. It's been really hectic since the baby was born..
Kevin : baby ??

- Mum rubs Frankie's head-

Frankie : Mum, I'm 8 and a half !
Kevin : guys ! I think it's time
Mum : Time for what ?
Nick : Mum, dad, you both seemed a little stress. So we got you a present. An exclusive resort vacation .
Joe : We're gonna wait for your anniversary but you guys looked like you could use our present right now
Kevin : Plus, we couldn't remember when your anniversary was
Nick : That too...

- LEAVING FOR VACATION -
Mum : okay now, boys, no monkey bussiness
Nick : mum , where would we even get a monkey ?
Joe : let alone, one with the head for bussiness
- KEVIN TALKING ON THE PHONE -
Kevin : Hello ? MonkeyLand ? (excited face, monkeys in the background) uhh, Im gonna have to call you back..

Joe : (Speaking very fast) We have the whole place to ourselves ! Let's do something crazy like brush without flossing or flossing without brushing. better yet, run with scissors, NO ! too dangerous, RUN WITHOUT SCISSORS !
Nick : talk without breathing ?
Joe : WUUUUHHHH ! (goes running wild around the house)
Kevin : don't worry, he'll tire himself out soon enough
- JOE TIRES HIMSELF OUT AND LAYS ON THE COUCH -
Joe : hah, I just tire myself out...

- JOE PUT HIS FEET ON THE TABLE CLOSE TO THEIR GRANDMA'S VASE -
Nick : Careful ! that was grandma's ! And dad's list specifically said - NO KNICK KNACKS DISTRUCTION !
Kevin : That's why we don't put our feet on the table, Joseph..
Joe : Kevin, I just did
Kevin : I'm in charge and I'm enforcing the rules !
Nick : that's weird
Kevin : what's weird ?
Nick : Sounds like someone just said, ' Kevin's In Charge '
Kevin : I am in charge
Nick : There it is again !
Kevin : Well, I'm the oldest and the tallest and I have the longest sideburns
Nick : Well, as the most responsible and the least likely to measure leadership skills by facial hair, maybe I should be in charge .
Joe : yeah Kevin, Nick's in charge (put feet back on the table)
Nick : Joe, take your feet off the table
Joe : Urgh ! (puts feet down) take that back, Kevin's in charge (puts feet back on the table)
Kevin : Joe ! take your feet off the table !
Joe : Urgh ! You too are tearing this family apart ! (STORMS OUT OF THE ROOM)

Nick : Frankie, what are you doing ?
Frankie : Toy supply low, Frankie needs dough
Joe : You're not turning our house into a dance club again, are you ?
Kevin : Noo noo noo noo no, dad says not strange people in the house. As the oldest brother and the one in charge, I say no party .
Nick : Well, as the smartest brother and the one in charge, I say no party .
Joe : heh, as the middle brother and the-.... okay, I don't have anything.