Reaper Quotes :)

Heres some of my favourite quotes from reaper , do enjoy it ! :)


Sam: Sock, Sock, don’t do something stupid.
Sock: Sam, I am almost certainly going to do something stupid. It’s in my blood. You know that.


Josie: There is something really wrong with you.
Sock: Yeah. I know! I'm gonna go take care of that right now


Sock: I am grown up, Josie, okay. I can drink, and I can vote.
Josie: When the hell have you ever voted?
Sock: Unimportant


Sam : You shot your mom with a BB gun ?!
Sock : No Sam! I'm not that kind of guy ok?..... Although I may have shot a Chinese Cowboy


Sam: Stay away from her. I swear to God...
Devil : Swear to who? Watch your words sammy


Sam : are you carjacking me ?
The Devil : no , if it was an escalade , maybe
Sam: then who are you ??
The Devil: oh sam , i'm the devil
Sam: What... ? Aaahhh !! . ( Car Crash )


Sock : Hey has anyone seen that 30kg block of wood? Oh wait a minute... it's here on my shoulder


Sock : So, uh, just me and you out here in the woods, Sammy. Have a little picnic. It'll be nice. Wanna be nice Sammy? Let's just find a little comfy spot in the shade where we can lay down a blanket, smoke a bowl, make out all afternoon. How about that? Sound good?
Sam : uhh , i'll pass ?


Andi : Ok, Ted. You caught me. I did steal the 8 bucks. I was saving to buy you a girlfriend.
Ted : mhm , great , the case is solve , ............. wait , you're buying me a what ?


Sam: Next time I buy a present for a girl, I need you to punch me in the junk. Hard.
Sock: That's the only way I punch.
Sam: Not now !


Sam: Hey. What does Ted want to see us for?
Andi: Dunno, maybe he's lonely


Sam: What’s this with Jessica Alba?
Sock: She thinks she’s too good for me


Sock : Oh my God. You are a very, very hostile young lady, do you know that? Can I have your number?
Girl : (shows uninterested face expression )
Sock : [points at Ben] Can he have your number?


Ted: You know Sam, I'm not in the habit of checking out other men, unlike some people I know.
Sock: ................ Do what? I'm sorry. I was so busy checking out your ass, I missed your funny joke