I made something up...

What would happen if Joe Jonas starred in Twilight ?

bella swan: you never eat or drink anything...
joe jonas: how else am i going to fit into my jeans?
bella swan: i know what you are
joe jonas: say it out loud
bella swan: Jonas...
joe jonas: are you afraid ?
bella swan: whats the worst you're gonna do to me ? dump me over the phone in 27 seconds ?

hehehe . what'd you think huh huh huh ? it sounds like im mocking joe and twilight, sit down alya inarah. javy down jainibah ! but laugh it off will ya ? :D